Mr. Doherty's Kingdom

Mr. Doherty's Kingdom

From the archives, a little bit of freestyle, Terrance-style.

Okay, I got this fancy Flash mp3 player installed, but it plays the file too slow. It sounds like golfing under water, if you know what I mean. (It has something to do with bitrates and sampling frequencies. Ask Geoffrey.) Just click here to hear it the way it's supposed to sound.

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Anyone want to write some collaborative rhymes? I'll start:

I've got a funny feeling in my left ventricular,
It's a flutter, not a stutter; feelin' extra-curricular,
I want to get to know ya outside of history class,
How 'bout you lose the space suit so I can get a look at that ass?

Hmmm, I went a little bit Astronaut Jones at the end there. It happens.

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wadsbone's picture

Know What Sucks?

This video, that's what.

I didn't even try. Anyone who can do better gets an ice cream cone.

Tim's picture

More rhymes - someone's GOTTA do better than what I did

I've got a funny feeling in my left ventricular,
It's a flutter, not a stutter; feelin' extra-curricular,
I want to get to know ya outside of history class,
How 'bout you lose the space suit so I can get a look at that ass?

And let me measure its mass like I was Astronaut Jones
Because I'm like the Crypt Keeper: got a house full of bone.
So let me hop in your coffin, 'cause you know that I don't soften often
Rescuin' ass like I'm a Knight Rider Hasselhoffen
'Cause I'm a freak, into groups like my name's John McLaughlin
Forkin' the queens like I'm Gary Fuckin' Kasparovan