Caption Contest #23

Caption Contest #23

 Look Both Ways

Best Place to Be Ironically Hit by a Bus: Boardman's Art Theatre

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Anonymous's picture

My friend who used to work

My friend who used to work at the Art once saved a girl from getting hit by a car. She was dead wasted and tripped on the curb and crashed into the street. Nikki and her coworker grabbed her (and her purse) before she got hit by a car, figured out where she lived, and got a cab to take her home. The drunkity bitch never knew what hit (or didn't) her, nor did she ever acknowledge that Nikki et al saved her life.

wadsbone's picture

Come August, we'll once

Come August, we'll once again be awash in drunk, under-dressed, curb-tripping young ladies. It's one of the many benefits of living in a university town.

Luckily, I had a cohort to make sure that I didn't get smacked by a semi while posing for the picture.

Graver's picture

caption?

a bit wordy, as captions go.

But that girl was such a bitch.

Anonymous's picture

"Christ, what an asshole."

I forgot who, but awhile back someone noticed that any New Yorker cartoon worked quite well with that caption "Christ, what an asshole." I feel it works here, too.

-Joe M.

wadsbone's picture

Are you calling me an

Are you calling me an asshole? I will kick your entire ass if I have to.

josephm's picture

Maybe the asshole is the guy

Maybe the asshole is the guy who hit you, man.

Anonymous's picture

Perhaps a condensed version

Perhaps a condensed version would be:

"don't be this drunkity bitch"

wadsbone's picture

Are you calling me a

Are you calling me a drunkity bitch? 'Cause I'll kick your anonymous ass, too.

sundaykofax's picture

Yeah, he's MY drunkity bitch.

Yeah, he's MY drunkity bitch.