Post Mamma jokes for the aughts

Post Mamma jokes for the aughts

In the world of flying cars and complete energy independence in which we live today, insults like "yo' mama's so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on" just don't cut it anymore. I believe that for Jeaun.com to remain the cutting-edge cultural exchange that we have grown to love, we need to revise these classic less-than-subtle jibes with a more forward-looking body of mediocre 1-2-liners. "Why?" you may ask. I don't know, but I'm bored and I've already done a lot of typing before realizing this joke sucks, so I'm posting it anyway. Oh yeah, and you have to be frunk.

Here's a couple:

Yo' mama says you were ill-conceived, like a bidet on a space shuttle.

or

Yo' mama's like a Xantharian space-camel, guys climb on her and off her every day and then she sucks out their brains with her 240 tentacle-mouths.

and, of course, the classic: yo' mama's a clone, now get me a space-beer bitch!

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Keester's picture

had to add

Yo mama's so fat I needed 2 monitors to look at her myspace page!

"The big print giveth and the small print taketh away"

Tim's picture

aaaaand one more. . .

Yo' mama's so fat, she took a jetpack ride and there was an eclipse.

wadsbone's picture

Your mama's so fat, she could

Your mama's so fat, when she got in the car to go the the space-mart, it couldn't get off the ground!

Lame, I know, but I wanted to give props to Tim, and I felt like I needed to contribute something.

Keester's picture

yo yo yo

yo moma's so fat and stupid, when the doctor told her she had bird flu she asked if it came with fries.

"The big print giveth and the small print taketh away"

Alec Eiffel's picture

ym

Your momma's armpits stink so bad she put on Right Guard and it went left.

Alec Eiffel's picture

ym

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Tim's picture

Yo mama's so fat. . .

Yo mama's so fat, she uses Saturn's rings for a hula hoop.

Yo mama's so ugly, tractor beams push her away.

Aaaaaand, the classic from two weeks ago:
I had a date with yo mama last night. . . turned her black hole into a Milky Way.